>the perfect priest finding a dead body in hs chapel screams "holy fucking christ!".

>the cowboy renound for being the lady killer in the town sepnds one week on brokeback mountain and turns gay.

>the news anchor after 37 years of his career forgets one line and bursts into tears during a live interview broadcast.

>the renound alcoholic after finding a drunk dead with a beer bottle in his hand quits drinking and picks up smoking.

>the love-sick boyfriend and college "hero" turns to drinking and gets so drunk he tries to drive home. it isnt successful and he ends up crashing. the first cop at the scene tries to console him and he looks up and asks the cop "Is my career over?"

>the "early bird" gets hit by a car trying to catch a worm. whatever happened to that saying anyway??

>the average household cat jumps off a 5 story building and walks away with a bad flea problem. a week later he tries to dart across the street for a quick snack and gets bit by a snake that just so happened to be crossing its path. nine lives huh??

>a famous singer smokes weed and drinks booze all his life and then ends up dying from foot cancer. recognize him?? thats f***ed up. --jimmy hendrix--