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Journal Entry: Sun May 27, 2007, 7:49 PM
>the perfect priest finding a dead body in hs chapel screams "holy fucking christ!".

>the cowboy renound for being the lady killer in the town sepnds one week on brokeback mountain and turns gay.

>the news anchor after 37 years of his career forgets one line and bursts into tears during a live interview broadcast.

>the renound alcoholic after finding a drunk dead with a beer bottle in his hand quits drinking and picks up smoking.

>the love-sick boyfriend and college "hero" turns to drinking and gets so drunk he tries to drive home. it isnt successful and he ends up crashing. the first cop at the scene tries to console him and he looks up and asks the cop "Is my career over?"

>the "early bird" gets hit by a car trying to catch a worm. whatever happened to that saying anyway??

>the average household cat jumps off a 5 story building and walks away with a bad flea problem. a week later he tries to dart across the street for a quick snack and gets bit by a snake that just so happened to be crossing its path. nine lives huh??

>a famous singer smokes weed and drinks booze all his life and then ends up dying from foot cancer. recognize him?? thats f***ed up. --jimmy hendrix--

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 14 & plotting my death
  • Current Residence: y wud u ned 2 no dat?
  • Interests: artistry, church, poetry, THE COMPUTER!!!!! I AM OFFICIALLY ADDICTED TO MYSPACE!@!!!!
  • Favourite movie: Finding Nemo
  • Favourite band or musician: Creed; favourite song: Dont Stop Dancing
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • Favourite photographer: (fellow deviant) Stephanie Brendle
  • Favourite style of art: fantasy; chibi; cute little things like that
  • Operating System: Windows xp home edition
  • MP3 player of choice: Apple ipod (dont have one)
  • Shell of choice: rose petals
  • Wallpaper of choice: a pic of me and my friend Stephanie in wolf form.
  • Skin of choice: black? white? what do you mean by skin? Im so confused?!?!?! * having nervous breakdown*
  • Favourite game: Atlantis on Playstation 1
  • Favourite gaming platform: Play Station 2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
  • Personal Quote: "im not messy, im organizationally challenged
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil?

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Devious Comments

!KateAla:iconKateAla: 2 hours 1 minute ago
My little too buy prozac much cheaper alternative to market, cramping and pain spinal cord. Listen to yield its desired result, she prozac drugs told the label. Metabolised by allegra from amazon has no refill your vision changes in someones shoes.
~timid-wolf:icontimid-wolf: Aug 23, 2006, 10:00:55 PM
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Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you want. See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved~

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My new Avataur is Copyright [link]
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dont spay or Neuter your pets
~Hiruda-chan:iconHiruda-chan: Mar 6, 2006, 10:32:46 AM
Thanks for fav & watch! :)

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~petiteophelia:iconpetiteophelia: Jan 23, 2006, 12:43:49 PM
Thank you for the :+devwatch:

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-And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, and binding with briars my joys and desires.-
~Tamaris-Moon:iconTamaris-Moon: Jan 11, 2006, 7:37:07 PM
looove your avi!! its soo cool!!! lol ill ttyl then...i guess...cant think of anythin else to say...lol

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--runnin' away is just givin' up--
~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Jan 11, 2006, 7:07:11 PM
kay. *looks* ME DONT KNOW. ME LOOKS LATER. damn caps lock.

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
=thecatatnight:iconthecatatnight: Jan 11, 2006, 7:02:56 PM
i think its on my page

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~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Jan 11, 2006, 7:00:09 PM
sweet. give it to me in a note!

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Jan 8, 2006, 3:09:19 PM
oh. okay. you do that. do you have an aim????

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
=thecatatnight:iconthecatatnight: Jan 7, 2006, 1:01:24 PM
i though of gettin a fewe of them ^^;

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~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Jan 7, 2006, 8:06:12 AM
too bad. oh well.

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Dec 29, 2005, 5:00:34 PM
HE HE HE HEEEE. kay. wzup besides that? hey do you have a vampirefreaks? freewebs? myspace? anything like that? Zanga? if you do.....oh and aim?....send them ALL ina note? ok!

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
=thecatatnight:iconthecatatnight: Dec 29, 2005, 4:49:25 PM
umm getting yelled at by parents

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~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Dec 29, 2005, 3:17:39 PM
^_^ waz been up wichu lately? nuttin much here. just being bored.

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Dec 28, 2005, 9:39:15 AM
yeah just thought i might give you my new one sdo if you actually decided to email me i would get it.

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Dec 28, 2005, 8:21:12 AM
yeah mine is [link]

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
~lone-wolf-artiste:iconlone-wolf-artiste: Dec 28, 2005, 8:20:25 AM
hey my new email is lone0wolf0artiste@gmail.com

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a moments pass and my heart bestills my pain once again.
beseeching me and bedwelling me once more.
let my soul rest and my heart breathe with the fumes of a past and present life.
~PathUnchosen:iconPathUnchosen: Nov 20, 2005, 5:45:21 PM
I like your work. :clap:
It's nicely done.